Pimp Like Me

What up

I gotta tell you motherfuckers the truth

This is straight G shit

And all you can do is respect it

[Swifty McVay]

Well I'ma state my name, Swift McVay

None of y'all niggaz got shit to say

Rhymes keep comin off like a toupee

Plus I'm big headed runnin things my way

A selfish man, the back of the hand

Be slappin the hell out of hoes because I can

Prostitute, I want my loot

And I don't give a fuck about your broke-ass man and

Y'all givin niggaz what they needin

'til bitches understand I'm mean and

Swift McVay is, blowin up

Courvosier 'til I'm throwin up

Wanna playa hate me, bitch so what?

What's yo' function? Where's yo' bucks?

All you wanna do is wanna stick him up

You wanna rob me but I got too much (hah)

D-12, naturally lifted

You niggaz better duck when I cock the biscuit

You fuck wit me, I fuck wit you

Your entourage, nigga fuck them too

I got grenades

What the hell your little twenty-two gon' do?

(Y'all ain't gon' shoot)

Y'all major soft

Cops gettin mad cause I paid 'em off, made 'em cough

blood and shit

That's what the hell you motherfuckers get, we runs this bitch?

So hey, you ain't gotta be scared to fuck

If you want head, then prepare to suck (do it)

Even if the nigga don't care to nut

For every stroke, it's a hundred bucks

Respect the game, you just a slut

So open your legs up and get my duck

[Chorus: Eminem w/ Dina Rae]

You just a .. (hoe)

You just my .. (hoe)

Dirty-ass .. (hoe)

I'm yo' pimp, you my bitch

{*repeat first part 3X*}

Go get my .. (dough)

Go bring me my .. (dough)

Dirty-ass .. (hoe)

I'm yo' pimp, you my bitch

[Proof]

I don't spit game, no longer than my name

Then when my chain hang, my nuts do the same

Don't pay pussy, pussy pay me

Bitch, slut, whore or lady (yup)

And knowin the fact, I was born to mack

That's why I got a hoe in the back, blowin my sac

Got good game, that's a hood thang

What'd you brang, loot or poo-tang?

Let 'em all bang, run that cheese

Tell that trick nigga (come back please!)

Rob a L7, that's a square

You a bottom hoe, you got to know

Off you I plan to make a lot of dough

So suck fast bitch, and swallow slow

{*swish-slap-swish*} (AH!) Bitch quit talkin back

{*swish-slap-swish*} (AH!) Now walk the track

[Kon Artis]

I don't pay for ass, you pump my gas

You get slapped when we're short of cash

I get whiplash when I hit the gas

And I holla out the window of the hatch

Where's my scratch? Bitch, that's, it

Suck it stroke it make me rich

As a token of my appreciation it's

another client for you to hit

I don't give a fuck if you gotta go home to the kids

You shoulda picked another occupation trick

Now you're stuck with me, fuck with me

and I'ma slap you up in this truck

You must be out your mind or somethin

Cryin and whinin like you tired or somethin

Go suck some head until it aches for Bufferin

You don't work? You make nothin

I'm just another case of a lazy husband

[Kuniva]

I want the paper stack

Buy you an outfit, then take it back

When you page me BITCH I never page you back

You only act a certain way that I make you act (whattup)

Hoes recognize, and niggaz do too

Cause they realize that niggaz do shoot

Don't like a chick that act too cute

Bitch hold my gat down when I shoot hoops (oh yeah)

And don't be askin me, all kind of questions

All harassin me, callin stressin

Or I may have to release some aggression

Beat you to death and teach you a lesson

Lookin for handouts like you my damn spouse

Pull your pants down and fuck my mans now

Shut your damn mouth or get in the damn house

Off with the damn blouse and suck on my damn crotch

[Chorus]

[Bizarre]

Sell that pussy

Sell that pussy bitch

Get out there and switch and go make Bizarre rich

You gotta itch, you fuckin dirty bitch

Now get on the corner, and start suckin some dicks

Niggaz want pussy, and I need cash

So mom, get out there and start sellin yo' dirty ass

Bizarre quick to hit 'em, and then stick 'em

Fuck it; I'll let you hit one of my victims

(Somebody help I'm on 7 Mile and ..)

Shut up bitch, you talk too much

Now you about to get fucked in your dirty butt

You never seen a pimp like me, out here whorin

Shut your fuckin mouth and you'll be out by the mornin

Cause I'm the dirties pimp, you ever heard of

Give me my five-thousand, and take this cheeseburger (bitch!)

Go suck dick in the back of the party

So what if you on your period, blood never hurt nobody

[Chorus]

[Eminem w/ Dina Rae]

You just a .. (hoe)

You just a .. (hoe)

That's all you is .. (hoe, hoe, hoe)

You just a, dirty ass bitch

A dirty ass, nasty ass, stinky ass, filthy ass, stanky ass bitch

(Oooh, ooh-OOOH) Hahahahaha... (lahhh-aHHH)

But I love you... (hahaha) .. Kim (mmm)

[Outro]

And there you have it god damnit, the fundamentals of pimpin

You heard it here first, from the Dirtiest Dozen

you ever seen in yo' god damn life

Yo this is Rondell Fiend on the scene

And we keep the pussyholes smilin, because we always whylin

You kno what I'm sayin? Fuck all what everybody else talkin about

We let you know right here

Big pimpin, it ain't dead, we love gettin head, in a dirty-ass bed

That's just what we do

You know we was throwin heroin pimp parties back in 1968

The pussy is all great

I'll see you at eight, bitch